lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

whorville:

I wish I could date myself

bastille:

If I don’t end up friends with the jenners than I’m giving up

navel:

If I go missing, use the selfie that has the most notes on it

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

Africa fed the world, but the world eats without Africa
― Dr. E. Obiri Addo (via ourafrica)